How to make donkey sauce beef brisket brioche bun burger by Yummy Lummy

Donkey sauce I hear you ask? What thoughts are going through your mind? I first heard of donkey sauce from Lauren who is a host on my favourite NSFW podcast, Mouthy Broadcast. At first, I was too scared to look it up in Google. I assumed I might need an incognito window. It turns out, it’s a real thing. I’ve described it more in the FAQ.

I made beef brisket brioche burgers with the donkey sauce. It was pretty amazing. The beef brisket was leftover from last Sunday.

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Recipe

Slowly cooked beef brisket brioche burger with donkey sauce Gary Lum
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How to make donkey sauce beef brisket brioche bun burger
Prep Time
15 mins
Cook Time
20 mins
Total Time
35 mins
 
I'm using leftover vacuum packed slow cooked brisket, brioche buns from Coles and donkey sauce that I've made without going to the trouble of roasting garlic. It's cold in Canberra, I have my windows closed, I don't need the apartment to be all stinky.
Course: Main Course
Cuisine: Australian
Servings: 1
Calories: 1000 kcal
Author: Gary Lum
Ingredients
  • 1/8 cup minced garlic (store bought)
  • 1/2 cup mayonnaise (store bought)
  • 2 splashes Worcestershire sauce
  • 1 teaspoon American mustard (do Americans call it American mustard?)
  • 2 pinches sea salt (what is kosher salt anyway)
  • 2 pinches ground black pepper
  • 2 pinches chilli flakes (this is my Yummy Lummy variation)
  • 250 g Beef brisket (frozen vacuum sealed)
  • 2 Brioche buns
  • Lettuce (shredded)
  • Tomato (sliced)
  • Coon Cheese (slices)
Instructions
  1. The day before (or if you’re not a Vulcan, go back in time) remove the brisket from the freezer and slowly thaw in the refrigerator.
  2. Place the brisket (still in the vacuum sealed bag) in a sauce of cold water and bring up to 70°C for 45 minutes.
  3. Make the donkey sauce by mixing the garlic, mayonnaise, Worcestershire sauce, mustard, salt, pepper and chilli flakes until it is a smooth sauce using a whisk. If you like, you could leave it gloopy and a little sticky by just using your hands.
    Donkey sauce ready for dripping all over myself Gary Lum
  4. Unseal the brisket and cut to the thickness you desire. If you like you could make a meat mountain.
  5. Construct a burger or sandwich as you normally would.
    Slowly cooked beef brisket brioche burger with donkey sauce Gary Lum
  6. Shoot a photograph and eat the burgers. In an ideal world, I would have served these with potato gems (tater tots for my American friends).
  7. Wash the dishes and ponder the meaning of life.
  8. Write the recipe and then write a blog post wondering if search engine optimisation is really all that important, after all “content is king”.
  9. Hope that friends on social media and even perhaps the hosts from Mouthy Broadcast will share this on their social channels to make donkey sauce even bigger than it already is and to add more “in your end o” and double entendre to this post. After all, when I first heard Lauren mention donkey sauce my mind wasn’t on mayonnaise as she described oozing from her mouth onto her chest.

 

Donkey sauce ready for dripping all over myself Gary Lum
Donkey sauce ready for dripping all over myself
Slowly cooked beef brisket brioche burger with donkey sauce Gary Lum
Slowly cooked beef brisket brioche burger with the sauce 😋
Slowly cooked beef brisket brioche burger with donkey sauce Gary Lum
Slowly cooked beef brisket brioche burger

Frequently asked questions

Where did you hear about donkey sauce?

From Mouthy Broadcast.

Who created donkey sauce?

Guy Fieri https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fieri

Why is it called donkey sauce?

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2015/06/19/guy-fieri-reveals-origin-his-donkey-sauce.html

https://www.eater.com/2015/6/19/8812707/guy-fieri-donkey-sauce-origin

Why does Lauren like this sauce?

I don’t know, you’ll have to ask her.

What is Mouthy Broadcast?

An NSFW podcast hosted by three very funny people from the USA. I mentioned them in another blog post which you should definitely look at.

What the crap are you on about Vulcans and going back in time?

We’re aware that up until the mid 2100s, the Vulcan Science Academy had determined time travel is impossible.

You can find the recipe if you enter “donkey sauce” in a search engine.

Donkey Sauce

  • 1/4 cup roasted Garlic (minced)
  • 1 cup Mayonnaise
  • 4 dashes Worcestershire
  • 1 teaspoon Hot Dog Mustard
  • 1/4 teaspoon Kosher Salt
  • 4 pinches ground Black Pepper

In the bowl of a food processor, puree until smooth, scraping down the sides as necessary

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6 Responses

  1. Beautifully done burger with the mayonnaise based sauce. A mountain burger is not my style of burger as I will end up dismantling it and eating it level by level. Would much rather have something the height of your burgers or a flat cheeseburger will do the trick 😀

    1. You can never go wrong with a cheeseburger that has a good meat patty. I usually pull the tomato out and eat it on its own…prefer it to not be on the burger 😀

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