How to make nude wonton soup and hairy melon?

How to make nude wonton soup and hairy melon?

So, if you’ve been following on in My Thoughts and Stuff I’ve been making efforts to lose weight. I’ve stopped eating bread, pasta and rice. Mum and Dad told me they recently made wonton for a dinner party and it gave me a real hunger for wonton. The problem is the wrapping. So I thought my best compromise would be to make nude wonton. Just to be clear, making nude wonton doesn’t require me to be unclothed while making it!

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How do you like your hairy melon?

Hairy melon

Recipe

Nude wonton and hairy melon Gary Lum
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How to make nude wonton and hairy melon?
Prep Time
30 mins
Cook Time
10 mins
Total Time
40 mins
 
This is basically wonton soup without the wrapping. I also cooked some hairy melon in some chicken stock. I know Mum makes her stock from scratch but life's too short for all that mucking around.
Course: Main Course
Cuisine: Australian, Chinese
Servings: 1
Calories: 500 kcal
Author: Gary Lum
Ingredients
  • 500 g Pork mince
  • 30 mL Black bean sauce
  • 500 g Raw banana prawns
  • 30 mL Soy sauce
  • 10 mL Sesame oil
  • 2 teaspoons Sugar
  • 2 teaspoons Salt
  • 1 teaspoon White Pepper
  • 1 teaspoon Black pepper
  • cup Scotch whisky
  • 2 tablespoons Cornflour
  • 2 Eggs beated
  • 1 Spring onion sliced finely
  • 1 can Water chestnuts chopped roughly
Instructions
  1. Remove the skin from the pork rashers, cut into pieces and then mince in my Tupperware® FusionMaster mincer

    You can use a food processor or an old-fashioned mincer if you have one

    Tupperware® FusionMaster Mincer and minced pork and prawns Gary Lum
  2. Peel the raw banana prawns and mince some with the pork and cut into small pieces the rest

    Keep the prawn heads and shells for stock or put them in a communal rubbish bin so all your neighbours can share the joy of prawn waste in the warm weather for days on end

  3. Wash and peel your hairy melon and then slice

    Handle your hairy melon gently

  4. Slap the pork into a bowl a few times (my Mum reckons this makes a difference)


    If you're not used to slapping your pork, ask someone who does it regularly

  5. Combine everything (including the whisky) and slap around again (again Mum reckons this is helpful)


    Yep, keep slapping your pork

    Nude wonton ready for mixing Gary Lum
  6. Shape into balls


    Make the balls the size you like

  7. Prepare a stock, preferably with pork bones, e.g., ribs and green Asian vegetables, preferably nice hairy melons
    Cooking nude wonton and hairy melon Gary Lum
  8. Cook for about five minutes per batch
  9. Serve with some of the stock in a bowl
    Nude wonton and hairy melon Gary Lum
  10. Serve with Chilli sauce and soy
  11. Shoot lots of photographs
  12. Eat with a big smile on your face
  13. Do the dishes
  14. Write a blog post
Recipe Notes

This is a delicious meal and you'll have enough leftover for steamed pork loaf the following day.

Photographs

The finished meal in a bowl

Nude wonton and hairy melon Gary Lum
Nude wonton and hairy melon

Photo gallery

This is a gallery of photographs. Click on one of the thumbnails and then scroll through and view each photograph so you can see the steps I took to cook this meal.

Questions and answers

How is the weight loss going?

So far I’ve lost nearly 2 kilograms. It’s been okay so far. I need to continue along this path. I know I tend to eat more on weekends, I just need to be careful.

Is nude wonton as good as clothed wonton?

Well, in my opinion, yes it is. As much as it’s nice to slurp noodles and wrapped wontons, this way I can eat as many as normal but without feeling bloated and full afterwards.

What else can you do with the leftover wonton filling?

You can steam it which is what I will do tomorrow night. Ordinarily, I would eat it with rice but I’ll wrap it in lettuce leaves and enjoy it that way.

How do you prepare hairy melons?

I peeled a nice handful sized hairy melon and cut it into 1 cm thick slices. I simply added the hairy melon slices to the boiling stock. If you’ve never savoured a nice hairy melon I suggest you try one or two.

Could you cook nude wonton while being nude?

Yes, but you need to be careful. There’s a lot of knife work and a lot of boiling water. You don’t want to injure your delicate bits.

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Best salad ever Scallop and chilli bacon salad

Best salad ever

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This has to be the best salad ever made by my hands. By eating salad, I’m trying to lose weight by also not adding any sugar and cutting back on bread, pasta and rice. I know scallops are a bit extravagant, but it is the weekend and 100 g cost me $3.40. It was the chilli bacon though which made my mouth feel like there was a party going on.

Weight loss

I’m not exactly losing much weight but I am feeling better and my trousers certainly feel better. I can wear my favourite belt without using the special holes. At least I look thinner now than I did 15 years ago.

I have no idea if I can get back down to 77 kg but I hope before Christmas I can wear trousers one size smaller.

Recipe

Scallop and chilli bacon salad with cabbage, lettuce, green beans, spring onions and bird’s eye chillies Gary Lum
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Scallop and chilli bacon salad with cabbage, lettuce, green beans, spring onions and bird’s eye chillies
Prep Time
10 mins
Cook Time
25 mins
Total Time
35 mins
 
This was a terrific salad which was bursting with flavour. I cut up three rashers of streaky bacon and spread the pieces out on a baking tray. I added a good layer of chilli flakes and freshly cracked black pepper as well as some dried Italian herbs. I put the tray into an oven at 200 °C for 20 minutes and allowed the bacon to cool on some absorbent paper. I cooked the scallops by placing them into a ceramic dish and adding two good slabs of salted butter. I added some chilli flakes to the butter and scallops. I put the dish into an oven at 200 °C for 5 minutes. The salad was made from shredded CoS lettuce and Savoy cabbage, along with cut green beans, spring onions, bird’s eye chillies and crumbled blue cheese. I dressed the salad with Donkey sauce. I added the bacon pieces and mixed them through the salad and then plated the salad. I added the scallops and spooned over some of the melted chilli butter.
Course: Main Course
Cuisine: Australian
Servings: 1
Calories: 250 kcal
Author: Gary Lum
Ingredients
  • 3 rashers Streaky bacon
  • 100 g scallops
  • Chilli flakes
  • 2 Bird's eye chillies
  • Savoy cabbage
  • Cos lettuce
  • 1 Green bean
  • Dried Italian herbs
  • Spring onions
  • 100 g Blue cheese crumbled
  • Donkey sauce
  • Salted butter
Instructions
  1. Cut three streaky bacon rashers into thin cross-rasher slices
  2. Spread the bacon pieces onto a baking sheet and add some chilli flakes, dried Italian herbs and freshly cracked black pepper
  3. Cook the bacon in an oven at 200 °C for 20 minutes and allow the bacon to cool on absorbent paper after it has come out of the oven
  4. In a small ceramic dish place the scallops making sure they are separated and some nobs of butter with some chilli flakes generously sprinkled on top
  5. Cook the scallops and butter in an oven at 200 °C for 5 minutes and allow the scallops to cool and continue to cook in the butter while preparing the rest of the salad
  6. Shred the Savoy cabbage and Cos lettuce and put into a mixing bowl
  7. Slice the green bean and add to the mixing bowl
  8. Thinly slice the Bird's eye chillies and add to the mixing bowl
  9. Slice the Spring onions and add to the mixing bowl
  10. Crumble in the Blue cheese to the mixing bowl
  11. Add a couple of tablespoons of Donkey sauce and mix everything in the mixing bowl
  12. Add the room temperature chilli bacon and mix
  13. Plate up on a plate and then add the scallops
  14. Spoon over some of the melted chilli butter for an added flavour addition
  15. Shoot a few photographs and post to Instagram, Facebook and Twitter
  16. Eat the best salad ever
  17. Wash the dishes
  18. Write the recipe
  19. Write a blog post and hope my friends share on social media
Recipe Notes

The Donkey sauce recipe can be found elsewhere on Yummy Lummy. I hope you like it.

Photographs

The whole plate

Scallop and chilli bacon salad with cabbage, lettuce, green beans, spring onions and bird’s eye chillies Gary Lum Best salad ever
Scallop and chilli bacon salad with cabbage, lettuce, green beans, spring onions and bird’s eye chillies

A close-up

Scallop and chilli bacon salad with cabbage, lettuce, green beans, spring onions and bird’s eye chillies Gary Lum Best salad ever
Scallop and chilli bacon salad with cabbage, lettuce, green beans, spring onions and bird’s eye chillies

Questions and answers

What made this the best salad ever?

It was a chilli flakes cooked into the bacon and also into the scallops and butter. I think I can add chilli flakes to almost everything I eat. I might even add them to ice cream I reckon.

What’s it like having a party in your mouth?

I really like spicy foods that aren’t eye-watering hot. When I was in New Delhi earlier this year, every meal was spicy but the food wasn’t uncomfortably hot. I love that spicy sensation in my mouth.

What else made this salad memorable?

The crumbled Blue cheese added a creaminess which complemented the chilli really nicely. Not to mention the Donkey sauce which can be used on burgers and ribs.

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Product Review Tupperware® FusionMaster System Mincer | Nude beef and blue cheese burger recipe

This is a review of the Tupperware® FusionMaster System Mincer.

I’m also sharing a recipe for nude beef and blue cheese burgers.

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Tupperware®

A friend at work has recently become an agent for Tupperware® and I’ve made a few purchases, one of them being the FusionMaster System Mincer. With the increase in the cost of good cuts of beef, I’ve been buying more beef mince over the last few years. That said, beef mince isn’t always the cheapest either. I’ve been thinking about buying a beef mincer so when I saw the FusionMaster System Mincer in the Tupperware® catalogue I thought I should buy it. The unit cost $AUD149. It’s not cheap, and I’m sure I could find a cast iron mincer in a kitchen supply shop but I’ve long respected the Tupperware® brand and feel comfortable with the quality of the product.

The suction foot on the unit is sturdy and when using it I didn’t feel like it would slip even when cranking the handle became difficult. All the plastic components are easy to clean in warm soapy water. The blue cheese, beef fat and muscle fibres all came away easily with a little water and wiping with a sponge. The unit assembly is easy and everything clicks into place with a firmness you’d expect from a high-quality product.

Recipe

Nude beef and blue cheese burgers

Home minced blue cheese burger with tomato and lettuce Gary Lum
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Nude beef and blue cheese burger
Prep Time
10 mins
Cook Time
20 mins
Total Time
30 mins
 
I put about 500 g of chuck steak and 100 g of blue cheese through my new Tupperware® FusionMaster System Mincer and made enough for four burgers.
Course: Main Course
Cuisine: Australian
Servings: 1
Calories: 500 kcal
Author: Gary Lum
Ingredients
  • 500 g chuck steak
  • 100 g Blue cheese
  • 1 teaspoon chilli flakes
  • Cos lettuce leaves
  • 1 Tomato sliced
Instructions
  1. Cut the steak and cheese into thick strips and prepare the mincer
    Tupperware® mince grinder Gary Lum
  2. Mince the steak and cheese together so both are well mixed together
    Home minced beef and blue cheese in Tupperware Gary Lum
  3. Save half of the minced beef and cheese in a Tupperware® freezer container for another day
  4. Make two flat burger patties and place them on a baking sheet lined with baking paper
  5. Sprinkle on top some chilli flakes
  6. Cook in a bench top oven at 200 °C for 20 minutes
  7. Allow the burgers to rest for about 5 minutes on absorbent paper
  8. Serve with lettuce and tomato
  9. Shoot a photograph
  10. Enjoy the burgers
  11. Write the recipe
Recipe Notes

I was pretty impressed with the Tupperware® FusionMaster System Mincer.

 

Photographs

The Tupperware® FusionMaster System Mincer

Tupperware® mince grinder Gary Lum
Tupperware® mince grinder

The chuck steak and blue cheese mince

Home minced beef and blue cheese in Tupperware Gary Lum
Home minced beef and blue cheese in Tupperware®

Nude beef mince and blue cheese burgers

Home minced blue cheese burger with tomato and lettuce Gary Lum
Home minced blue cheese burger with tomato and lettuce

Questions and answers

Why is meat so expensive in Australia?

I suspect the good quality meat is exported and the less quality meat is kept onshore and sold at an inflated price to maintain the profits, not for farmers and primary producers but for the intermediaries in the food chain.

Why the “nude” burgers? Where’s the bread?

I’m trying to lose weight and I’ve noticed that bread, pasta and rice make me feel bloated.

What else will you use the mincer for?

I’m going to try lamb, pork, chicken and turkey meat. I may also add prawns to pork mince so I can make some nude Chinese meatballs. I wonder how water chestnuts will go through the mincer.

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Food highlights from the 2017 National Clubs Gymnastics Carnival

I recently attended the 2017 National Clubs Gymnastics carnival in Bendigo to watch Miss 16 compete for Delta Brisbane. I wrote a description of the drive to Bendigo and back to Canberra on my other blog, viz., My Thoughts and Stuff.
This post will be a review of the food I ate on the trip.

The drive from Canberra to Bendigo

Google Map

Here is a map of my drive from Canberra to Bendigo. You can click on the place markers and get information including photographs from my journey.

Vanilla slice number 1 at Holbrook

Read my review

This vanilla slice wasn’t too bad. The custard was quite firm though and a little too gelatinous. The icing was nice, not too sweet and the pastry was crispy without being hard or tough.
It went down well with a cup of black tea.

Vanilla slice at Holbrook Bakery Gary Lum
Vanilla slice at Holbrook Bakery with a cup of black tea

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Pork belly in Wangaratta

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I can highly recommend Cafe Derailleur in Wangaratta. For lunch, I enjoyed a dish of caramelised pork belly with an Asian slaw salad. To wash it down I had an apple, pear, lime and ginger juice.
Get yourself there and try out the menu.

Caramelised pork belly and coriander salad with apple ginger and lime juice Gary Lum
Caramelised pork belly and coriander salad with apple ginger and lime juice

A pot of tea with a lamington

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Even though I tend to go for vanilla slices, when I reached the Violet Town Cafe there were no vanilla slices left. The lamingtons looked good so I asked for one with a pot of black tea.
The lamington was perfect. The cake wasn’t too dry or moist, there was just enough coconut and it was coated nicely without too much loss.
Some friends on social media asked about jam. Nope, there was no jam in this lamington.

Lamington and tea at Violet Town Café Gary Lum
Lamington and tea at Violet Town Café

A really nice peppercorn sauce can overcome a tough steak

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I had dinner on the first night at the Lake View Hotel which is a few minutes walk down the road from the Comfort Inn Julie-Anna.
I asked for the scotch rib fillet cooked rare with a peppercorn sauce, hand cut chips and broccolini. The sauce was amazing. I love a fiery peppercorn sauce that makes my mouth feel like there’s a party going on between my lips. The steak itself was okay in terms of flavour but it was a bit tough.

Scotch fillet steak with peppercorn sauce served with chips and broccolini Gary Lum
Scotch fillet steak with peppercorn sauce served with chips and broccolini

A signature omelette at the Comfort Inn Julie-Anna

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You can read more about how I feel about my accommodation on my other blog (referred to above).
My first breakfast in the motel’s restaurant was a delicious omelette.

Julie-Anna’s omelette with cheese, bacon, red onion, mushroom and spinach Gary Lum
Julie-Anna’s omelette with cheese, bacon, red onion, mushroom and spinach

A so-called Chinese platter with a touch of the subcontinent

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While Miss 16 was travelling from Brisbane to Bendigo via Melbourne, I visited the Golden Dragon Museum which celebrates Bendigo’s significant Chinese heritage.
I took lunch at the end of my visit at the museum’s restaurant. I chose the Chinese platter which consisted of a deep fried dim sim, prawn crackers, a char siu bao, a deep-fried spring roll and a couple of samosas which I don’t think of as Chinese. This was all served with some Plum sauce which a dear Chinese friend tells me would never be served with a proper Chinese meal.
What can I say? It was a plate of deep fried tasty snacks plus a pork bun. It filled a hole in my belly.

Chinese platter with plum sauce at Bendigo’s Chinese dragon museum Gary Lum
Chinese platter with plum sauce at Bendigo’s Chinese dragon museum

I’ll never be vegan, I love a meaty pizza with extra anchovies

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I planned on Saturday night to watch the North Queensland Cowboys play against the Sydney Roosters in the second preliminary final of the National Rugby League’s 2017 season. I needed footy food. Pizza!
I had walked past Luchiano Pizza & Pasta the night before on the way to the Lake View Hotel. I looked up Luchiano Pizza & Pasta online and discovered I could order online so I paid for a meat lover’s pizza with extra anchovies. It was delicious. I’d happily eat another one.

Meat lovers' pizza Gary Lum
Meat lovers’ pizza

Smashed avo with poached eggs and Hollandaise sauce

Sunday breakfast in the Comfort Inn Julie-Anna restaurant was some nice smashed avocado with poached eggs and Hollandaise sauce. I think I inhaled it. It was really good.

Poached eggs and avocado with Hollandaise sauce Gary Lum
Poached eggs and avocado with Hollandaise sauce

Gymnastics means gems

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The tuck shop at the Bendigo Stadium is pretty good and well appointed. They do potato gems (tater tots) with or without gravy. Potato gems are perfect for watching gymnastics.

National Clubs Gymnastics Carnival means Potato gems Gary Lum
National Clubs Gymnastics Carnival means Potato gems

A delicate belly means a light dinner, how about a salad?

As I left Bendigo Stadium on Sunday afternoon I started experiencing some intense intestinal colic. I thought I should still eat so I went to the Lake View Hotel and asked for a Caesar salad.
The salad was delightful with nice long anchovy strips and a poached egg encased in a crumbed shell. The Caesar dressing was just a thin coating on really crispy lettuce leaves and the bacon was crispy as were the croutons.
The colicky bowel pains continued into the night and finally disappeared at 3 am.

Caesar salad with anchovies and a crumbed poached egg at the Lake View Hotel Gary Lum
Caesar salad with anchovies and a crumbed poached egg at the Lake View Hotel

Helsinki, Finland

Bacon and eggs of course

For my final Bendigo breakfast, I enjoyed crispy bacon, poached eggs and Hollandaise sauce. Breakfast of champions.

Bacon and eggs with Hollandaise sauce on Sourdough Gary Lum
Bacon and eggs with Hollandaise sauce on Sourdough

You had one job Bendigo Stadium tuck shop, one job!

After watching Miss 16 compete in the finals I went to the tuck shop to enjoy some potato gems. They had run out. There were none left. How could this be? I was disappointed. I had to make do with hot chips.

Hot chips 🍟 while watching gymnastics Gary Lum
Hot chips 🍟 while watching gymnastics

Crumbed steak and a delicious dessert

On my final night in Bendigo, I dined in the Comfort Inn Julie-Anna restaurant. I chose the crumbed steak with pepper sauce, chips and greens. I love crumbed steak, especially with a nice sauce. When the steak has been well seasoned and tenderised, the crumbed coating adds so much extra to the mouthfeel.

Crumbed beef with chips and pepper gravy Gary Lum
Crumbed beef with chips and pepper gravy

For dessert, I chose the blueberry ice cream sundae with white chocolate and honeycomb. This was a great dessert. I had neglected dessert while in Bendigo so this was a great finish to my trip.

Fruit sundae with white chocolate and honeycomb Gary Lum
Fruit sundae with white chocolate and honeycomb

When a dunny stop turns into first breakfast

Google Map

Here is the map of my drive from Bendigo to Canberra. You can click on the place markers and get information including photographs from my journey.

My belly was still a little delicate so I made sure that I took regular breaks on the drive north from Bendigo to Canberra.
My first stop was in Murchison which is about an hour out of Bendigo. After the toilet stop I went into the Murchison Bakery & Tearoom. As I entered I noticed in the display case some nice looking apple turnovers. I asked for one along with a cup of coffee.
The apple turnover was delicious. I’d happily eat another from the Murchison Bakery & Tearoom.

Apple turnover and coffee in Murchison Gary Lum
Apple turnover and coffee in Murchison

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Yes, I’m a Hobbit, I need second breakfast

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A short drive from Murchison is Benalla and Hide’s Bakery. I love this place. I felt the need for second breakfast so I asked for some toasted raisin bread and a coffee. This would have to be the best raisin bread I’ve ever tasted. It was so light and pillowy. It had a magnificent combination of fruit and flavour.
Before I left I also picked up a vanilla slice which I enjoyed for morning tea at a truck stop northbound on the highway.

Raisin toast and coffee at Hide's Bakery Benalla Gary Lum
Raisin toast and coffee at Hide’s Bakery Benalla
Vanilla slice from Hide’s Bakery in Benalla eaten at a truck stop northbound near Glenrowan Gary Lum
Vanilla slice from Hide’s Bakery in Benalla eaten at a truck stop northbound near Glenrowan

No trip is complete without a meat pie, or better yet, a potato pie!

Read my review

The driving conditions were great and it didn’t take long to get to Henri’s Wodonga Bakery which is the destination I had planned for lunch.
I really like this bakery. It is well appointed and has everything you could want in a bakery including pink icing vanilla slices.
I decided on a potato pie with bacon bits sprinkled on the mashed potato. It was delicious and a perfect lunch on a road trip.

Potato pie from Henri’s Bakery in Wodonga Gary Lum
Potato pie from Henri’s Bakery in Wodonga

No tucker in Tarcutta

I did stop in Tarcutta for a dunny break but I wasn’t hungry so there was no tucker in Tarcutta.
That’s about it. When I got back to the flat I made a salmon and salad dinner which I really needed after so many high meat and sweet food and a general lack of vegetables.

Baked salmon with salad Gary Lum
Baked salmon with salad

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How to make a Kransky battered sav?

Kransky battered sav

I’ll explain the origin story of this Kransky battered sav in my other blog. Suffice to say this is part of a food challenge from some work colleagues.


Battered sav origin story at My Thoughts and Stuff


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Kransky battered savs served with coleslaw, wasabi aioli, Kim chi, pickled ginger and tomato sauce Gary Lum
Kransky battered savs served with coleslaw, wasabi aioli, Kim chi, pickled ginger and tomato sauce

Recipe

Kransky battered savs served with coleslaw, wasabi aioli, Kim chi, pickled ginger and tomato sauce Gary Lum
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How to make a Kransky battered sav with Japanese and Korean tones
Prep Time
10 mins
Cook Time
15 mins
Total Time
25 mins
 
How to make a Kransky battered sav with Japanese and Korean tones. A fusion food challenge to beat them all.
Course: Main Course
Cuisine: Australian
Servings: 1
Calories: 1000 kcal
Author: Gary Lum
Ingredients
  • 2 Kransky sausages
  • 1/2 cup Self raising flour
  • 3 tablespoons Plain flour
  • 1 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda
  • 1 cup Water
  • 2 Eggs lightly beaten
  • 3 tablespoons Chilli flakes
  • 10 centimetres Wasabi from a tube
  • 3 tablespoons Aioli
  • 2 tablespoons Kim chi
  • 3 tablespoons Tomato sauce
  • Coleslaw
Instructions
  1. Heat some vegetable oil in a wok and get it to 180 °C
    Vegetable oil Gary Lum
  2. Shaft a Kransky sausage up its clacker with a skewer
  3. Combine the chilli flakes, flours, bicarbonate of soda, water and the egg and process with a stick blender until it is smooth

  4. Dip the Kransky sausage into the batter and cover it, make sure it's a nice thick batter that covers the full length of the big thick sausage
  5. Gently placed the coated sausage into the hot oil and cook for about 2 minutes
  6. Remove the big thick gnarly battered sausage from the oil and place on absorbent paper towel
  7. Reapply the thick gooey batter to the already coated sausage and then cook again
  8. Cook for a further 2 minutes and then allow to rest for a few minutes
  9. Serve with some Kim chi, wasabi aioli (made by adding some wasabi to aioli) and tomato sauce along with some coleslaw

  10. Shoot a photograph
  11. Eat these big thick sausages and dip liberally into the various sauces
  12. Wash the dishes
  13. Write the recipe
  14. Write a blog post and hope readers share this post on social media
Recipe Notes

I hope you enjoy this fusion of European, Japanese and Korean fare.

Photographs

Kransky in the delicatessen at Coles

From Coles Westfield Belconnen

Kransky sausages Gary Lum
Kransky sausages

Kim chi from the Asian grocery store

From Angkor Wat in Belconnen

Kim chi Gary Lum
Kim chi

Finished plate ready for tea

Kransky battered savs served with coleslaw, wasabi aioli, Kim chi, pickled ginger and tomato sauce Gary Lum
Kransky battered savs served with coleslaw, wasabi aioli, Kim chi, pickled ginger and tomato sauce

Questions and answers

Why do you like battered savs?

Well, I mean who wouldn’t love a battered sav. A battered sav is an iconic Australian food much like a meat pie or a vanilla slice.

Is the battered sav a euphemism for anything?

Well of course it is. It wouldn’t be Australia if we didn’t imply a sexual aspect to something so phallic.
The best example of this was made famous by Roy and HG.

If you want more from Roy and HJ check out their new podcast. I listen to them every Saturday evening.

Why the Kim chi?

I was describing the food challenge to a friend at Canberra Hospital and Health Services on Friday and she suggested Kim chi rather than sauerkraut.
If you want more about the origin story, please head over to My Thoughts and Stuff.

Medical Fun Facts

A new show drops at 7 pm on Monday 11 September 2017 (Canberra time). This week’s show is about hæmaturia or blood in your urine.

Click on the thumbnail above and you'll be taken to the show notes. It will be available after the show drops. Gary Lum
Click on the thumbnail above and you’ll be taken to the show notes. It will be available after the show drops.

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Slowly roasted pulled lamb and udon noodles tacos

Udon noodles tacos, who has ever heard of such a thing? I haven’t. This is my idea of a fusion meal with a difference. Lamb udon noodles tacos combine European, Japanese and Mexican elements with pulled meat from slowly roasted lamb bones, and creamy Udon noodles in a soft flour tortilla.

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Creamy udon noodles tacos with slowly roasted lamb Gary Lum
Creamy udon noodles tacos with slowly roasted lamb

Recipe

Creamy udon noodles tacos with slowly roasted lamb Gary Lum
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Creamy Udon Noodles Tacos
Prep Time
10 mins
Cook Time
3 hr
Total Time
3 hr 10 mins
 
Slowly roasted pulled lamb and udon noodles tacos made from pulled meat from lamb bones and a creamy sauce.
Course: Main Course
Cuisine: Australian
Servings: 1
Calories: 500 kcal
Author: Gary Lum
Ingredients
  • Lamb bones
  • Red wine
  • Worcestershire sauce
  • BBQ sauce
  • Udon noodles
  • Flour
  • Butter
  • Milk
  • Cream
  • Soft tortillas
  • Cayenne chillies
  • Jalapeño peppers
  • Spring onions
  • Fresh cracked black pepper
  • Chilli flakes
Instructions
  1. Pre-heat your oven to 120 °C.
  2. In a baking tray, lay out the lamb bones and add the BBQ sauce, Worcestershire sauce and red wine so there is enough to keep the meat moist while slowly cooking.
  3. Cover the baking tray with aluminium foil and place it on the oven for three hours.
  4. When the meat is ready, remove the tray and while covered allow the meat to cool to room temperature.
  5. Pull the meat apart with your fingers and set aside for later.
  6. Cook the Udon noodles in boiling water for 8 minutes.
  7. Rinse the Udon noodles under cold water and then set aside.
  8. Make a roux with the butter and flour and convert it to a white sauce with milk but don't make it too thick yet.
  9. Add cream to the white sauce and allow it to thicken.
  10. Finely chop the Cayenne chillies, Jalapeño peppers and Spring onions.
  11. Warm up a soft flour tortilla in the microwave oven for 30 seconds.
  12. Add the Udon noodles to the hot sauce and add in some of the chillies, peppers and Spring onions plus a little of the pulled meat.
  13. Prepare the tacos and add some extra meat to the plate.
  14. Shoot a photograph.
  15. Eat or rather devour the Creamy Udon Noodles Tacos and make some more with the leftover ingredients.
  16. Wash the dishes.
  17. Write the recipe.
  18. Blog about this masterpiece and hope that people who read the blog post share it on Twitter, Facebook and even Google+.
Recipe Notes

This is an amazing fusion of European, Japanese and Mexican cuisines.

Photographs

The only time raw milk makes sense

Is when it’s fresh from a nipple

When RAW milk makes sense Gary Lum
When RAW milk makes sense

Sushi lunch before watching Game of Thrones

Saturday Sushi Gary Lum
Saturday Sushi

Afternoon tea as I start to watch Game of Thrones

Ginger beer and chips using my metal straw to protect the environment Gary Lum
Ginger beer and chips using my metal straw to protect the environment

Dinner while watching Game of Thrones

Creamy udon noodles tacos with slowly roasted lamb Gary Lum
Creamy udon noodles tacos with slowly roasted lamb

Dessert while watching Game of Thrones

Coconut yoghurt Gary Lum
Coconut yoghurt

Extra dessert while watching Game of Thrones

Kensington Pride mangoes 2 for $6 Gary Lum
Kensington Pride mangoes
2 for $6

Father’s Day Breakfast Taco

Check out my Father’s Day post over on my other blog.

Father's Day breakfast taco with bacon, eggs, and cheese Gary Lum
Father’s Day breakfast taco with bacon, eggs, and cheese

Close up of my Father’s Day Breakfast Taco

Father's Day breakfast taco with bacon, eggs, and cheese Gary Lum
Close up of my Father’s Day breakfast taco with bacon, eggs, and cheese

 

Questions and answers

What inspired me to make this?

I had some lamb bones in the freezer and some old Udon noodles in the pantry. I was looking through some books on my Kindle and noticed Hilah Johnson’s breakfast taco cook book in there.
I thought it would be a good idea to make tacos for dinner while watching Game of Thrones Season 7 on the weekend.

Do I like Game of Thrones?

Hell yeah. What’s not to like about Game of Thrones? Season 7 certainly disappoint.

Why do I watch a whole season in one sitting?

I’m too tight fisted to subscribe to Foxtel and as an official in the Australian Public Service, I’m not prepared to download it illegally given all the attention the government had given to piracy.
I wait until the end of the season and buy it from iTunes.
I also like making an event out of it by cooking something nice while I watch.
I enjoyed quite a bit of food while watching Game of Thrones on the weekend.

Medical Fun Facts

Monday night episode 82 drops at 7 pm Canberra time on Monday 4 September 2017. I mention Gunt, Vibrators and Google.

Medical Fun Facts Episode 82 Gary Lum
Medical Fun Facts Episode 82

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BBQ beef short ribs

BBQ beef short ribs

When I was buying the beef short ribs yesterday I had no idea it would snow in Canberra as I was cooking them. Given Canberra experienced hail and snow flurries comfort food in the form of BBQ beef short ribs seemed like a good choice.

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What I didn’t realise when I purchased the pack of ribs was they were all separated and not a set of ribs. It turns out this worked in my favour as it made plating up the ribs at the end of cooking easier.

Beef short ribs after 4 hours in the oven and served with a Kensington Pride mango salad Gary Lum
Beef short ribs after 4 hours in the oven and served with a Kensington Pride mango salad

Recipe

Beef short ribs after 4 hours in the oven and served with a Kensington Pride mango salad Gary Lum
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BBQ beef short ribs slowly cooked in a low oven
Prep Time
10 mins
Cook Time
4 hr
Total Time
4 hr 10 mins
 
It rained, hailed and snowed in Canberra today and this BBQ beef short ribs dish was perfect especially with the oven on keeping my apartment nice and warm.
Course: Main Course
Cuisine: Australian
Servings: 1
Calories: 750 kcal
Author: Gary Lum
Ingredients
  • 1 Packet Beef short ribs
  • 1 Sweet potato
  • 1 Onion
  • 1 Cup BBQ sauce
  • 1/2 Cup Red wine
  • 1/4 Cup Worcestershire sauce
  • 2 Pinches Black pepper
  • 2 Pinches Sea salt
  • 2 Pinches Chilli flakes
  • 2 Pinches Garlic powder
  • 1 Tomato
  • 1 Kensington Pride mango
  • 2 Cups Salad leaves
Instructions
  1. Set the oven to 120 °C
    Beef short ribs 822 g at $11.34 Gary Lum
  2. Line a baking tray with baking paper to keep it clean and to avoid baked on meat and sauce
  3. Lay in the ribs, sweet potato and onion
  4. Squirt the BBQ sauce onto the ribs and add the garlic powder, pepper, salt and chilli flakes
  5. Add some red wine, Worcestershire sauce to keep everything moist as the water in the liquid ingredients boils and elaborates steam (note you cannot see steam, it's the gas form of water, what you can see is water vapour)
    Beef short ribs ready for the oven with barbecue sauce, chilli flakes, garlic powder, red wine and Worcestershire sauce. There's a sweet potato and onions in there too. Gary Lum
  6. Seal the baking tray with some aluminium (note it is not aluminum) foil
  7. Place into the oven for four hours
  8. After four hours cooking, allow the meat to rest for twenty to thirty minutes
  9. Put together a mango salad and plate up the ribs and salad
  10. Shoot a photograph
  11. Eat the meal
  12. Wash the dishes
  13. Write the recipe
  14. Write a blog post and hope people share the post on social media
Recipe Notes

It doesn't have to snow and hail for you to make this but it helps you enjoy it more knowing the weather has been inhospitable.

Photographs

Vacuum packed beef short ribs

Beef short ribs 822 g at $11.34 Gary Lum
Beef short ribs 822 g at $11.34

Ready for the oven

Beef short ribs ready for the oven with barbecue sauce, chilli flakes, garlic powder, red wine and Worcestershire sauce. There's a sweet potato and onions in there too. Gary Lum
Beef short ribs ready for the oven with barbecue sauce, chilli flakes, garlic powder, red wine and Worcestershire sauce. There’s a sweet potato and onions in there too.

Ready for “inhaling”

Beef short ribs after 4 hours in the oven and served with a Kensington Pride mango salad Gary Lum
Beef short ribs after 4 hours in the oven and served with a Kensington Pride mango salad

The taste of Summer

Kensington Pride mangoes in August in Canberra Gary Lum
Kensington Pride mangoes in August in Canberra

Questions and answers

How did you get a Kensington Pride mango in August?

The crops in the Top End have started harvesting early this year. The mangoes currently on sale are very expensive at $4 each but a mango salad gives a taste of summer and I’m sick of Canberra winter. I hate Canberra winter.

What sort of red wine did you use?

It was a $5 bottle of Shiraz. I know there are gourmets who say you should only use wine that you would drink meaning you should cook with good quality wine, but I can’t drink alcohol so I wouldn’t have a clue. I reckon that advice is just to help liquor stores sell more expensive wine.

Do you add chilli flakes to everything you eat?

Almost everything I eat has chilli flakes added to it. I really like chilli flakes.

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Free rosemary

Free rosemary from a flowering bush on the side of the road on Beissel Street in Belconnen. Well, maybe not free. I don’t know the status of rosemary or any herb for that matter on the verge of footpaths in Canberra. Given there is so much of it, I hope it’s not illegal. If it is, someone please let me know. I only cut off a few short sprigs. The reason for acquiring the rosemary was to add to the lamb bones I cooked this afternoon. Rosemary goes so well with lamb.

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Slowly roasted lamb bones with mashed potato, Brussels sprouts, broccoli, peas and corn Gary Lum
Slowly roasted lamb bones with mashed potato, Brussels sprouts, broccoli, peas and corn

 

 

Recipe

Slowly roasted lamb bones with mashed potato, Brussels sprouts, broccoli, peas and corn Gary Lum
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Slowly oven roasted lamb bones with rosemary and pepper
Prep Time
5 mins
Cook Time
3 hr
Total Time
3 hr 5 mins
 
Rosemary goes really well with lamb, especially roasted lamb bones which are full of flavour and fatty goodness.
Course: Main Course
Cuisine: Australian
Servings: 1
Calories: 500 kcal
Author: Gary Lum
Ingredients
  • Rosemary A few sprigs
  • 666 grams Lamb bones
  • 1 tablespoon Black peppercorns
  • 1 tablespoon Sea salt
  • 1 tablespoon Chilli flakes
  • 1 Potato
  • 1 Red onion
  • 1 packet Mashed potato Microwave
  • Broccoli
  • 1/4 cup Peas
  • 1/4 cup Corn
  • 1 splash Worcestershire sauce
Instructions
  1. Acquire or 'steal' some rosemary from a local bush
    Rosemary bush, thick and flowering Gary Lum
  2. In a baking tray lay in some slices of potato and onion
  3. On top of the vegetable layer layout the lamb bones
    Lamb bones dressed for the oven with rosemary, peppercorns, chilli flakes and sea salt Gary Lum
  4. Add a good splash of Worcestershire sauce and some olive oil
  5. Add the black peppercorns, sea salt and chilli flakes plus the rosemary
  6. Cover with aluminium foil and then into a slow oven at 150 °C for 3 hours
  7. Cook some broccoli and corn and peas in the microwave oven
  8. Prepare the microwave mashed potato
  9. Serve the lamb bones with the vegetables
  10. Shoot a photograph
  11. Eat the meal
  12. Wash the dishes
  13. Write the recipe
  14. Write a blog post
  15. Hope friends and others share this post on social media and hope I don't get into any trouble for how I acquired the rosemary
Recipe Notes

An absolutely delicious way to enjoy lamb and vegetables.

 

 

Photographs

My rosemary acquisition

Rosemary by the side of the road Gary Lum
Rosemary by the side of the road
Rosemary bush, thick and flowering Gary Lum
Rosemary bush, thick and flowering
Rosemary sprigs Gary Lum
Rosemary sprigs

 

Other sights on my foraging

Abandoned trolleys and curries of Belconnen

Who would leave an entire curry meal in a trolley on the side of the road? What a waste!

Abandoned trolley with abandoned curry Gary Lum
Abandoned trolley with abandoned curry
Abandoned trolley with abandoned curry Gary Lum
Abandoned trolley with abandoned curry

My dinner

Lamb bones for $3 Gary Lum
Lamb bones for $3
Lamb bones dressed for the oven with rosemary, peppercorns, chilli flakes and sea salt Gary Lum
Lamb bones dressed for the oven with rosemary, peppercorns, chilli flakes and sea salt
Slowly roasted lamb bones with mashed potato, Brussels sprouts, broccoli, peas and corn Gary Lum
Slowly roasted lamb bones with mashed potato, Brussels sprouts, broccoli, peas and corn

My lunch

Garlo's Beef and mushroom pie with cream cheese Gary Lum
Garlo’s Beef and mushroom pie augmented with cream cheese
Garlo's Beef and mushroom pie augmented with cream cheese and Worcestershire sauce Gary Lum
Garlo’s Beef and mushroom pie augmented with cream cheese and Worcestershire sauce

Questions and answers

Why don’t you buy rosemary?

Well, for a few small twigs it can cost as much as $3 in the supermarket. That’s as much as the meat in this dish. Getting it from the side of the road was a lot cheaper.

Have you stolen other things?

When I was in primary school I remember stealing a bottle of Singer machine oil from the supermarket. I needed it to oil my Mum’s sewing machine.

What lamb bones did you cook?

These bones are ribs and probably constitute lamb or mutton flaps.

How are you feeling?

I still feel blergh. I hope I start to feel better soon.

Tomorrow night’s podcast mentions lung butter!

You can read the blog, listen to it as a podcast and watch on YouTube tomorrow night at 7 pm Canberra time. For all the details visit drgarylum.com/blog


Tell me, dear reader, have you ever stolen herbs from the side of the road?


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Roasted cauliflower soup | Fartworthy to the core

Roasted cauliflower soup

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While shopping yesterday I spied a nice looking cauliflower and thought roasted cauliflower soup would be just the thing for Sunday tea. Cauliflower soup brings back some strong memories. My youngest daughter detested cauliflower soup and would refuse to eat it.

It seems a friend from Melbourne had a similar idea to me and she made a large batch for the week ahead. If you would like to see it, please feel free to join the Facebook group “Cooking meals for one”.

We’ve had a few new members to the group who have brought with them some new thoughts and ideas.

Cauliflower soup with curry and blue cheese Gary Lum
Cauliflower soup with curry and blue cheese

 

Recipe

 

Cauliflower soup with curry and blue cheese Gary Lum
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Roasted cauliflower soup with curry and blue cheese
Prep Time
5 mins
Cook Time
1 hrs 30 mins
Total Time
1 hrs 35 mins
 
Roasted cauliflower soup with some curry and blue cheese along with some sourdough olive bread for tea.
Course: Main Course
Cuisine: Australian
Servings: 3
Calories: 400 kcal
Author: Gary Lum
Ingredients
  • 1 large Cauliflower
  • 1 Potato
  • 100 grams Bacon pieces
  • 2 teaspoons Curry powder
  • 1 tablespoon Olive oil
  • 1 cup White wine
  • 2 cups Chicken stock
  • Parsley
Instructions
  1. Turn the oven on to 200 °C or 400 °F
  2. Deflower the cauliflower and crudely dice the potato into large pieces
  3. Place the cauliflower, potato and bacon into a large baking tray and slosh the olive oil over it all
  4. Cover the potato, cauliflower and bacon with the curry powder
  5. Place the baking tray into the oven for an hour
  6. After cooking in the oven place everything into a large saucepan add the wine and stock
  7. Bring the liquid to a slow simmer and with a stick blender purée into a soup
    Cauliflower soup in the pot Gary Lum
  8. Add some parsley into the soup
  9. Serve in a bowl with some crumbled blue cheese and garnish with parsley
  10. Serve with some sourdough olive bread
  11. Eat the soup
  12. Wash the dishes
  13. Write the recipe
  14. Write a blog post
  15. Hope people will share this recipe on social media
Recipe Notes

You need to get some colour on the cauliflower and potato when it's in the oven to get some extra flavour.

Photographs

Cauliflower soup for tea with plenty left for later in the week. Not the greatest photograph. I shot this with my iPhone while the pot was still on the stove.

Cauliflower soup in the pot Gary Lum
Cauliflower soup in the pot

This was today’s brunch. I really enjoy a BLT, especially on sourdough bread. I bought the bread from Coles. The bacon was cooked in a hot oven for 15 minutes.

BLT on sourdough olive bread for brunch Gary Lum
BLT on sourdough olive bread for brunch

Questions and answers

Does cauliflower soup make you fart?

Yes, it does. It’s a sweet aroma with the curry added. I know farting isn’t exactly a great topic to talk about but everyone does it. I’m pretty confident this soup will keep my bedroom fragrant tonight. My only conern is that I will take leftover soup to work and who knows what will happen there. I’ll have to duck off and be by myself I think. This soup packs a powerful punch when it comes to flatus generation.

Why add the potato?

The starch from the potato helps keep the soup nice and thick and creamy. I quite often add cream to soups, but this didn’t need it. It was quite thick in the end.

Did your daughter ever learn to like cauliflower soup?

No, she’s not become a fan. My dream one day is to make her a soup she likes.

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