Pork and egg burger

Dear Reader,

I hope you are well and eating well. 

I feel well myself and am enjoying the CSIRO Total Wellbeing Diet. When I weighed myself this morning, I noted that I had lost 5.2 kilograms since commencing the program. 

My jeans and some of my T-shirts now feel loose. 

While TWD is more than a low carbohydrate approach to eating and living, reducing unnecessary carbohydrate consumption and replacing it with lean protein is crucial. 

I’ve been eating a small portion of granola with unflavoured and unsweetened yoghurt most nights and still losing weight. 

This is a photograph of Gary after he weighed in on Saturday morning for the CSIRO TWD.
Saturday’s TWD weigh-in photograph

I thought this week, I would explore some low-carbohydrate bread options. 

Recipe

Special equipment

  • Water bath
  • Water heater and circulator

Ingredients

  • Pork scotch fillet steak – I found some steak that was about 150 grams. 
  • Salt – Iodised salt because I support the ongoing need for it. Iodine supplementation prevents cretinism. Anyone who tells you that products like Himalayan rock salt are good for you may not have had enough iodine in utero and during their early childhood. 
  • Pepper – I like using whole peppercorns, and with some of the salt, pound it with a pestle in a mortar. Freshly pounded pepper is superior to pepper which has been cracked or ground and then packaged and sold. 
  • Coles 85% lower carb rolls – One roll has 751 kJ, 19.5 g of protein, 8.4 g of fat, and 2.8 g of carbohydrate. 
  • Egg
  • Tomato
  • Lettuce
  • Praise whole egg light mayonnaise 

Instructions

Pork

  • Season a piece of pork with salt and pepper. 
  • Place the pork into a bag, apply a vacuum, and seal it. 
  • Cook the pork at 54 °C for 2 hours. 
  • Remove the pork from the bag and pat dry the surface with absorbent paper. 
  • Sear the steak in a hot cast-iron skillet. 

Burger

  • Cut the bread roll transversely. 
  • Spread some mayonnaise on the bottom piece of bread. Make it a thin smear; too much is too much. 
  • Toast the bread in a hot skillet until it takes on some colour. 
  • Layer some lettuce leaves on the heel of the bun. 
  • Add some slices of tomato. 
  • Add the pork scotch steak to the tomato. 
  • Lay a poached egg on the steak. 
  • Complete the burger with the top of the bread roll and gently compress the top to break the egg yolk’s membrane so that the egg yolk oozes over the pork to form a rich, luxurious sauce. 
  • If I were still doing YouTube videos, I’d cut the burger in a coronial plane and then pull apart the halves to reveal the cross-section. I did it so you have a still shot in the photographs.
  • Give thanks to the Lord. 
  • Eat with your hands. 

Final thoughts

This pork burger is a basic sandwich. It has minimised the carbohydrate component by using specialty bread. It is high in protein, and therefore it is filling. What it is not is lean. I did not remove the fat from the pork, and while I did use “light” mayonnaise, it is still mayonnaise. 

The Coles 85% lower-carb bread is pretty good. It toasted nicely, and it tasted good.

Photographs

Lamb and cabbage soup

Dear Reader, 

The CSIRO Total Wellbeing Diet is going well. I’m two weeks in, and everything is moving in a good direction. My parameters include body mass, waist and thigh measurements, blood pressure, and heart rate. 

Popcorn

At the end of the twelve-week program, I’ll make an appointment with my GP and seek a pathology referral for multiple biochemistry analyses and a full blood examination. I expect my GP will also suggest a urine albumin/creatine ratio. 

The reassuring thing about this diet is that I can find something in most restaurants that will be suitable. I went to a Turkish restaurant on Tuesday for a farewell lunch for a workmate and enjoyed a duck thigh and salad. Usually, I’d enjoy zucchini puffs with yoghurt plus Turkish pizzas. 

Turkish Pide House Duck salad

I still have leftover lamb rump steaks and thought for tea tonight; I’d eat it with shredded cabbage, Brussels sprouts, fennel, and red onion. 

Recipe

Equipment

  • No special equipment

Ingredients

  • Lamb rump steak. The steak’s mass is about 100 g. I’d previously cooked it and kept it refrigerated. 
  • Drumhead cabbage 
  • Brussels sprouts 
  • Fennel 
  • Red onion 
  • Salt 
  • Pepper 

Instructions 

Steak 

  1. Because the steak was thin and I had four of them, to save time, I cooked the lamb under a vacuum in a water bath at 52 °C for one hour. Because I’m not eating the lamb like a steak, I’m not bothered to sear the meat. 
  2. For this meal, thinly slice the lamb for the soup. 

Soup 

  1. Finely shred the cabbage, Brussels sprouts, fennel, and red onion. 
  2. Gently sauté the vegetables in a saucepan until some colour develops. 
  3. Add a couple of cups of water and bring it to a roiling boil. 
  4. Season with iodised salt and freshly ground whole black peppercorns (I pound my pepper with a pestle in a mortar). 
  5. Add the shredded lamb and turn off the heat. 
  6. Serve in a bowl. 
  7. Give thanks to the Lord. 
  8. Eat with a spoon. 

Finals thoughts 

The soup is the sort of meal I make on nights after work. The great thing about the CSIRO TWD is that it’s perfect for those making meals for one. Everything can be prepared well in advance to make the cooking part simple. 

You may look at this and think, where is the flavour coming from? Trust me, when you add freshly pounded pepper and salt plus the flavour from the sautéed vegetables, you get the flavour. 

Photographs 

Lamb rump steak

Dear Reader,

Today, Thursday, 20230126, is a gazetted public holiday in Australia. I’m on-call and doing some work, but I have time to post something here.

I didn’t post last weekend because I was in Brisbane to see my daughters and parents.

I ate well while in Brisbane and managed to bear in mind the principles of the CSIRO Total Wellness Diet.

Before I get to what I have cooked today, let’s run through what I enjoyed last weekend.

Qantas 1710

On the flight to Brisbane, Qantas served zucchini and corn fritters. These morsels were tasty.

On Saturday morning, I went with eggs Benedict. On the menu, it looked like bacon was an optional extra. I didn’t ask for it and didn’t pay for it. I did receive bacon, and I did eat it. I didn’t eat the bread.

The Gunshop Cafe Eggs Benedict

I took my family to Sandgate for lunch at the Sandgate Fishmonger. While some asked for battered cod and others asked for crumbed cod, a few of us enjoyed grilled cod.

Two pieces of grilled cod and a bottle of ginger beer from the Sandgate Fishmonger

Dinner was a lovely event. Rather than a gift for Christmas, I asked my daughters to take me to dinner somewhere in January. They know their father, so they chose an “all-you-can-eat” joint. When I was morbidly obese, my favourite four words were “all you can eat”.

We went to Shabu House, which specialises in Japanese hotpot, sushi, and Japanese-style fried chicken.

While I was mindful of the principles of the CSIRO TWD, I did enjoy lots of vegetables plus lots of meat and fish. I think the octopus was the best element. The pork and beef were okay, and the white fish (whatever it was) was good, but the baby octopus was the best element for flavour and mouthfeel.

It was difficult to resist the fried chicken, and I succumbed to the temptation. Regarding the sushi, I ate a little raw fish but didn’t eat the rice.

After the meal, we walked south across the Brisbane River and enjoyed gelato at Messina on Melbourne Street.

Sunday breakfast was poached eggs, a little hollandaise sauce, plus wilted spinach leaves. I didn’t eat the bread.

Poached eggs Hollandaise sauce Wilted spinach

By the time I weighed myself on Monday morning, I’d not gained weight when I had compared the number to what I had measured on Friday morning.

This week has gone well in terms of how I feel physically. The initial hunger associated with changing the ratios of carbohydrates, protein, and fat seems to have diminished. I’m in a steady rhythm of measuring and tracking the food I consume and the steps I walk.

The CSIRO TWD app works seamlessly across my smartphone, tablet, and desktop. It synchronises with my app for blood pressure, steps, and weight. The positive feedback from seeing the energy balance plus the values of various parameters at the end of each day provides psychological assurance, which is a significant part of this process.

Recipe

The recipes here will be simple and plain for the foreseeable future. They may not be that interesting. If you want to see large joints of meat and other recipes, scroll to earlier posts and find all manner of recipes.

Equipment

No special equipment is necessary

Ingredients

  • Lamb rump steak. I saw these small fillets of lamb rump in the supermarket, which are about the right portion size.
  • Mixed lettuce leaves
  • Cherry tomatoes
  • Baby cucumbers
  • Lemon juice
  • Lemon zest
  • Olive oil

Instructions

  1. The night before cooking, I recommend dry brining the meat. Dry brining means drying the surface of the flesh and seasoning it with salt. Place it on a rack and refrigerate it uncovered overnight. It can remain like this for one or two days. As the meat dries, the salt penetrates. The flesh doesn’t dehydrate, but the surface remains dry to assist with searing on a hot pan.
  2. When it’s time to cook dinner, remove the meat from the refrigerator.
  3. Heat a pan until it’s hot.
  4. Add some neutral, high-vapour point oil. I like to use rice bran oil or peanut oil.
  5. Quickly cook the lamb rump steak.
  6. Set the meat aside to rest.
  7. Place some lettuce leaves, halved tomatoes and sliced cucumber in a bowl and dress with a mixture of lemon juice and olive oil.
  8. Put the salad on a dinner plate and garnish with lemon zest.
  9. Put the lamb next to the salad.
  10. Say thanks to the Lord.
  11. Eat with a fork.

Final thoughts

The lamb was rare to medium rare and perfect, in my opinion. I know some people don’t like the flavour of lamb, but I love it. This meal was an ideal light lunch for a public holiday.

Photographs

Chicken tenderloin and kale slaw

Dear Reader,

For the next three months, I’m trying something new. Kathleen suggested I try CSIRO’s Total Wellness Diet (TWD). When I looked at it, it centres on meal planning and portion control using higher protein and lower glycæmic index foods. The program also has guides on exercise and other aspects of human wellness.

The initial programs span twelve weeks. Some programs are tailored to people with out-of-range lipids and out-of-range blood pressure. It also offers options for people who prefer a plant-based lifestyle. The basic plan is a kick start into tracking and monitoring food intake and mindful consideration of meal preparation.

When I looked at it, I was taken aback by the quantities of foods in the meal plans and shopping lists. My biggest surprise, however, was in the goal setting. Body mass index guides the user, and ethnicity is considered. If I enter that I am Asian, the recommendation is to lose 12 kilograms. If I enter Polynesian, I’m at an acceptable weight. Rather than accept the advice, I’ve modified the goal for a realistic outcome.

As I read through the meal plans, I’m reassured by the relatively simple building blocks and the emphasis on quantification and measurement.

Most of the meats are cooked by grilling. Because of my work schedule and personal preferences, I will cook my meals differently. It won’t alter the nutritional status of the food, and the method I use is safe. The TWD is flexible, so making these changes won’t detract from the basic core approach.

Recipe

Equipment

  • Water bath
  • Water heater and circulator

Ingredients

  • Chicken tenderloin meat (150 g per serving)
  • Premixed kale slaw (75 g per serving)
  • Medium tomato (150 g)
  • Commercially made hoisin sauce (20 g)
  • Light mayonnaise (20 g)

Instructions

  1. Place the chicken tenderloin pieces into a bowl and add the hoisin sauce. Coat the chicken with the sauce.
  2. Put the chicken into a vacuum bag and seal it.
  3. Cook the chicken for 2 hours at 60 °C to pasteurise it.
  4. Allow the chicken to cool in the refrigerator.
  5. Add the kale slaw and tomato to a bowl and mix through the light mayonnaise.
  6. Pull the chicken meat with forks and add it to the salad bowl.
  7. Give thanks to the Lord.
  8. Eat with a fork.

1.7 Meat and Protein, 0.1 Bread and Cereals, 0.6 Vegetables, 0.1 Dairy, 0.2 Healthy Fats and Oils, 0.1 Indulgences, 1293 kilojoules, 38 g protein, 6 g fibre, 13 g carbohydrates

Meat planning

The general guidance is to purchase lean cuts of meat and fish. The average serving size is about 150 grams.

To achieve this without needing to visit a butcher or undertake complicated meat preparation at home, I selected minute steaks and chicken tenderloin pieces.

Each steak is about 100 g, and each tenderloin piece is about 80 g. For each meal, I’ll go with one piece of beef or two tenderloin pieces.

To add a bit of flavour, I prepared the meat by coating the pieces with a thin film of hoisin sauce which seems to be popular in the TWD recipes.

I did the meat preparation in bulk by using vacuum bags. One piece of steak in a bag and two tenderloin pieces in a bag.

For chicken tenderloin, the cooking formula for pasteurisation is 60 °C for two hours.

For the fillet steak, the cooking formula for pasteurisation is 55 °C for two hours.

For salmon, the cooking formula for pasteurisation is 50 °C for 45 minutes.

Thoughts on the meal

The meal was modest, and I expect to feel hungry later tonight.

That said, the chicken was tasty and tender. I like kale slaw, so that worked well.

Tomorrow night I’ll cook beef.

Final thoughts

  1. Have you heard of the CSIRO Total Wellness Diet? Have you tried it?
  2. Do you like structured meal planning or prefer a more free-wheeling approach?
  3. What do you plan to eat this week?

Photographs

This is a gallery of photographs of the meal.

This is a photograph of me as I begin the program. The smartphone application includes self-photographs plus weight and girth measurements for comparison purposes.

A photo of me as I begin the CSIRO Total Wellness Diet
This is me as I begin the CSIRO Total Wellness Diet.
Last night’s indulgence
I made sure I finished off the last of the ice cream last night
Today’s lunch

Endnotes

CSIRO

The Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation is now better known as CSIRO and is often pronounced as “sigh-row”. CSIRO calls itself Australia’s national science organisation and regards itself as the interface between science and industry.

The organisation’s best-known invention is wireless local area networks or Wi-Fi.

CSIRO Total Wellbeing Diet

The CSIRO Total Wellbeing Diet has been hailed as one of CSIRO’s best achievements from its base in Adelaide, South Australia.

Garlic bread with bacon and cheese

Dear Reader,

I hope you’ve had a good week.

I have had a mixed week, but in terms of work, I’m like a pig in mud.

During the week, Lorraine from Not Quite Nigella wrote about her garlic bread with ham and cheese. It looked very fancy, and I’m sure it’s decadently delicious. Lorraine’s cooking always looks amazing and reads fantastically.

I thought I’d make a Yummy Lummy version. When I compare what Lorraine does and what I do, I reckon I’m on the bogan and coarse end of a scale that extends up to refinement and sophistication; my version is cheap and cheerful. Because I’m me, I’m using bacon rather than ham.

Recipe

Equipment

  • Toaster oven

Ingredients

  • Bread roll. The bread I’m using is a cheap sourdough roll from Coles. I buy three in a packet and freeze them. This one has been frozen for a few weeks, so it isn’t at its best.
  • Butter. I usually buy Lurpak® because I like it, so that’s what I’ve used.
  • Garlic. I had a tube of garlic purée in the refrigerator plus some garlic powder as Lorraine recommends. It’s within its use-by date. If you wanted to you could buy fresh garlic, peel it, and then mince it with a sharp knife.
  • Bacon. I bought a rasher of streaky bacon from the delicatessen section in Coles.
  • Chives. I bought a bunch from Coles.
  • Cheese. I like the Devondale three-cheese bag, which comes grated. I’m sure it has enough antifungal chemicals to treat a yeast infection. (That’s a joke, pre-grated cheese needs to be sold with antifungal chemicals, but the amount would hardly treat a good going yeast infection.)

Instructions

  1. Thaw the bread. I took the roll out of the freezer in the morning, put it into a Ziplock bag, and left it on a kitchen bench all day.
  2. Soften the butter. I cut off a hunk of butter and left it on a plate on the kitchen bench for about an hour.
  3. Mix the garlic and butter. When the butter is soft, mix in the garlic purée. Use as much as you like or can tolerate. I live alone, so there was quite a lot of garlic.
  4. Chop the chives and fold that into the garlic butter.
  5. Like Lorraine I melted the garlic butter. I used microwave radiation.
  6. Cut the bacon. Eyeball the width of the bread roll and cut the bacon to the same length.
  7. Cut the bread through to the crust on the bottom. Make the slices as thick or as thin as you like.
  8. Unlike Lorraine who used a brush I used a teaspoon to spoon the garlic butter into the cut surfaces of the bread.
  9. Insert the bacon between the cut surfaces of the bread.
  10. Place the bread on some aluminium foil and place a strip of baking paper over the top and close the foil around the bread. Bake for about 20 minutes at 200 °C.
  11. Pull the garlic bread out of the oven, open the foil, and remove the baking paper. Add the grated cheese over the bread roll and put some between the cut surfaces of the bread on either side of the bacon.
  12. Place the garlic bread into the oven (with an open surface) until the cheese has melted and turned golden brown.
  13. Remove the garlic bread and allow it to cool enough to pull apart with naked fingertips.
  14. Give thanks to the Lord.
  15. Consume
  16. I ate the garlic bread with lamb shanks.

Thoughts on the garlic bread

I liked it. It was buttery and cheesy and it had bacon. What more could you want? It probably also had enough cholesterol and other lipids to ensure a disgusting lipæmic layer if I collected a tube of blood and subjected it to centrifugal force in a centrifuge. I expect, Lorraine’s had better mouthfeel and flavour (take a look at how she made hers and you’ll see why).

I added a lot of garlic powder and garlic purée so tomorrow will be interesting at church. My pores will exude garlic.

Photographs

Endnotes

Pig in mud. Happy, joyful, and contented.

Bogan. Oxford Dictionary of English | bogan / ˈbəʊɡ(ə)n / noun Australian New Zealand informal, derogatory an uncouth or unsophisticated person regarded as being of low social status: some bogans yelled at us from their cars my family are culinary bogans. | ORIGIN 1980s: perhaps from the surname Bogan.

Antifungal microbial agents. I like the idea of using microorganisms which elaborate antifungal chemicals to preserve food.

Click on this and read the replies from Lorraine.